In Office Etiquette Do’s & Don’ts Part 1, I outlined things NOT to do whilst working in an office. Part 2 will be the opposite i.e. tips and tricks TO DO in the office to ensure a memorable stay and a job well done! As promised in part 1 *clears throat and continues reluctantly*…I’ll be sharing what exactly it was I did that you shouldn’t.
1) Do reply to e-mails
More often than not, e-mails are the primary method of communication. You’ll even find yourself sending them to the person sitting next to you, reason being they’re fast, reliable and retrievable. You can’t pretend that you never received an e-mail; if it’s in my sent box then it’s reached your inbox, reply ASAP to avoid embarrassment.
2) Do plan ahead
“by failing to prepare you are preparing to fail” – Benjamin Franklin. Organisation is a key to success, even if you aren’t great at your job, good organisational skills will show your managers that you’re a serious individual.
3) Do ask questions
You aren’t expected to know everything, so ask for help if you need it. Don’t suffer in silence.
4) Do power nap
It’s in the business’s best interest. Fatigue reduces the quality of your work, fact. Rather than shovelling sh*t, take a 20-minute nap (set an alarm if need be, a quiet one though) and take a snooze in the toilet cubicles. Don’t get caught nodding off at your desk or worse still a meeting.
5) Do wear a watch
That way you have no excuse to be late for anything. Moreover it looks professional, and you’ll be able to time those 20-minute naps.
6) Do pay attention to protocol
Rules & Regulations are there for a reason, there’d be nothing worse than loosing your job by accepting a menial gift or sending an abusive e-mail. Most firms have guidelines for almost everything and if you aren’t sure about the policy, then ask (numero 3).
7) Do go to socials
Socials are an opportunity for you to learn more about your colleagues in a relaxed environment and a way for you to meet people that you wouldn’t have otherwise. What’s more they’ll supply you with jokes, which will help pass those groggy and mundane Monday morning. Whilst you don’t have to be everyone’s friend, being anti-social will make you stand out for all the wrong reasons.
8) Do separate personal from private
Whilst there may be a fine line between life and death there’s a clear distinction between personal and private; If it’s got nothing to do with work, don’t do it at work. If you need to contact a company before 5 for personal reasons, then use your lunch break or a “cigarette break”.
9) Do leave skid marks
Leaving a mark is important, but don’t try too hard there’s nothing worse than a “keeno”, if you follow most of the points set out in these articles most of the time, you’ll be more than fine.
10) Do stay in contact
I can’t emphasise how important this is, so I won’t. Just stay in contact…No seriously, do.
11) Don’t do what I did – :’(
I suppose I’m obliged to tell you. But before I do let’s make a deal, you can only read it, if you comment below with your most embarrassing work moment. If it’s really bad then you can e-mail it in instead. Deal?!
It was a Friday afternoon, my team had just met a major milestone and a colleague decides to take me out for a celebratory drink. The venue is O’Neils. Drinks are ordered. “That’ll be £9.50.” Asked the barmaid. I dipped my hand into my pocket and whipped out my card, “Tobes, don’t be silly this is on me.” My colleague brought out a card.
“Nah, I insist let me pay for this one.”
“No I won’t, it’s on me.” Neither of us were giving in and the barmaid was becoming impatient. I quickly shoved my card into the machine and punched in my pin. I was content; I had won the standoff and “new boy” Tobi was paying for the drinks! I felt like a part of the team.
“Uhhmmm” The barmaid paused. “The payment has been declined sir.” Silence filled the room and time slowed down. I quickly recalled all transactions made that day and all direct debits. Nothing. I couldn’t think of any reason why it wouldn’t go through.
“Are you sure? Try it again, I know these machines can mess up sometimes.” I said with confidence.
“Sorry sir… do you have another card?” Nada. And my pockets were empiter then a banker’s heart.
If you’re offered a drink, take it.
What’s your story?



April 6th, 2010
Abraham
Haha! Happy to have read what the embarrassing moment was, I laughed so much!
Well, here’s mine…
So one morning, I’m asked (as the intern) to go and get the coffees for the team and I’m giving £30 (a £20 note and a £10 note)
The walk from the office and Pret de Manger is no more than two minutes yet somehow, along the way, I managed to lose the money!
So I stand there, thinking to myself…’How the F am I going to sort this?!’
Now during my internship, I’d also managed to get quite good at playing Russian Roulette (I know this contradicts the laws of the game as it is pretty much a game of luck) and so I decide that I’ve already lost £20, I might as well go and gamble the remaining £10 and either win back the £20 which I’ve lost or end up a broken man, having lost £30, £10 of which would have been within my control. In short, I did win the £20 back, oh happy days.
But the moral of the story is obviously don’t lose money…You’ll look like an idiot if they believe you and if they don’t, you’ll look like a thief. And if you do intend to lose money, then you better expect it to either come out of your own pocket or you find an innovative way (like I did) of getting that money back. My colleagues never found out I lost that money and my great reputation amongst them remained intact.
April 6th, 2010
Admin
@Abraham
That’s a brilliant story you’ve told! We had an ask around the office to see if could be topped, but nothing. It made us laugh out. We can see the logic, although we definitely don’t condone gambling :-)
April 7th, 2010
Tobiaking
@Abraham, Wow. For an intern you have guts of steel. Not only did you lose money that wasn’t yours but you gambled with it too. Thats cheeky, I suppose fortune favours the brave.
April 7th, 2010
chris
Hi,
I was recently e mailing a client regarding a disability website that we had been asked to look at. This is by no means funny but damn stupid!! I always finish my e mails with ‘Regards’ but i was busy and typed and sent ‘ Retards’…… like i said, not funny but highly embarrassing…
Regards
Chris
April 8th, 2010
Tobiaking
@Chris *Gobsmacked Face* that’s…gobsmacking. I bet they were Gobsmacked. Did they notice? What happened next?!